Priapos Reinvented (eBook)

The Priapos Paradigm Shift; From royalty to gods and far beyond!!

Kosta Heliotis (Autor)

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2025 | 1. Auflage
424 Seiten
Publishdrive (Verlag)
978-0-00-076132-3 (ISBN)

Infos

Is life letting you down? The Noble Priapos nobly, never will!

A hopelessly good laugh that will take you from beginning to end on an adventurous and esoteric quest, but ultimately on a quest, of self-rediscovery.

For anybody interested in inspiration, personal growth and enlightenment but from an entertainment perspective, this book is an absolute must!

-Priapos, the gods and the Trojan War re-enacted. But what do all three have in common?

What form or shape did the gods have before, coming all the way to the present, in the right here and now?

How about then, the Phallic God Priapos, the son of Aphrodite and grandchild of Zeus, with his permanent and all-encompassing erection?

'The most extreme, potential fornicator of all time and also protector of genitalia.'

What about otherworldly, multi-sensory elements, channels and abilities, conjoining to form the mystical and the possibly misunderstood?

But what about extended human capacities and capabilities? How about extended, royal and priapic consequences?

In actual fact what about metaphysics, which has helped in shaping the very essence of reality and inherent human existence, since the dawn of mankind? What occurs when this is combined with ancient wisdom at large, as exemplified?

Philosophical and highly comical in a way that redefines the concept of humour, deities and the Trojan War are brought back into real existence in a particurlarly mesmerising, intoxicating and entertaining manner.

-Everything in combination but inclusive of ancient wisdom, understanding thereof and application to modern-day existence! Mystical, highly entertaining and conclusively informing!!

For anybody interested in absolute inspiration, personal growth and enlightenment but from an entertainment perspective, this book is an absolute must! Secure your copy now and transcend all boundaries of reality!!

A step by step guide to godliness!
A complete uplifter of uplifters!
A total personal extension!

Content warning: Not for the faint-hearted!

Textauszug

Bella

Was I not a sufficiently justifiable candidate for him? Beautiful Bella knows no bounds as opposed to others!

My name says it all, depicting essential and innate, legitimate beauty!

Were all of the others before, possibly clinically superior in some way or form, perhaps even from some kind of an unseen perspective? I have great difficulty in believing any of this!

All things considered then, I could not conceivably have being any lesser of an individual, than any of his prior conquests!

Not only am I dogged beautiful, just and charismatic, I am also charming, graceful and elegant!

As a rule, my name says it all come what may, in whichever language of interpretation one chooses.

My name not only depicts natural beauty and charisma, it is even translatable into French amongst other possibilities, but just as a basic, starting rule!

It even sounds almost identical in French. "Belle" as such, meaning one and the same as, “Bella!”

Over time, he has had the reputation of entering the worlds of all of those, with utmost best of characters.

Even in this regard, I have at no point in time ever, consciously managed to fall out of grace. Priam has turned out to be somewhat covert. In effect, an enigma!

Bella

Damn it...I still, have not reached the point of salvation! I am still as confused as ever before, even as regards my most basic and immediate needs and also as far as my overall understanding, is concerned.

This Priam, whom I never even met...Was he from a higher dimension? Could he have made the difference overall?

Would he consequently have put an end to all of my unjustifiable suffering, slight misery and small lack of knowledge and understanding?

He has changed the lives of countless of women before, many times over...

-This is indisputable! He has an ongoing reputation!! A reputation of justifiable, sex-godliness!!!

After all, he has crossed paths with many others before, while leaving behind quite a titillating trail of events!

He has left behind quite a titillating trail of events, without even the slightest possibility of some kind of a backtracking, or re-composure capacity!

-None whatsoever! Is he a god? A modern-day deity? But a phallic one at that?

Bella

After all, when I had last contacted Joyce some time ago, she was at a complete and unknown, state of affairs.

At the time, we discussed all pertinent issues and specific matters of immediate consequence.

Apparently, she was in the middle of constructing various nymph sculptures of sorts, if I can remember correctly.

Last I heard, was that she was really focussing on the creation of some kind of a god! Or perhaps even, a godlike sculpture of some kind...

-A god of otherworldly dimensions, of otherworldly proportions and of an otherworldly, existential realm! But could this really, have been a plausible proposition?

Moreover, she had no idea what Priam could furthermore offer or bring into the picture, or if it could even work out, in any conceivable way or manner.

Consequent to all of her confusion as far as I am actually aware, she finally “took the plunge”, so to speak!

But what exactly happened since then? But all of my contact attempts have so far, been completely unsuccessful!

Has she attained some kind of a transformational state-of-being? In effect, some sort of metamorphosis or transmutationist standing?

I wonder what the highly esteemed Bella has exactly done overall, in order to simply deserve such a notable and magnanimous exclusion!

Greta

My beautiful, gracious sleep, is entertained with blissful fairies, perfectly prancing all the way around, within finely-formed majestic ellipses, creating golden and glorious exuberance!

I am confident in every way! Never before ever, have I felt this confident, in this particular manner!!

I am enlightened! I am illuminated! I am placed in a state of utter knowing. I have utter knowledge!! I have knowledge of the past, as well as the future!!!

I know what the future holds! I even know where my career is heading!!

I know that I will be an astronomical leader and also forerunner, in all to do with extraterrestrial affairs, but also generally speaking, of all other and further relatable matters!

Greta

Doktorin Greta Witmenstein, has made it to the far flung heavens and beyond!

Upon my actual and physical awakening, I am now a born-again woman, pioneer and rediscovered astrophysicist! Never again, to ever be in any kind of doubt, or despair!!

On a further note then, my personal state of affairs have also leaped in heaps and bounds!

-And I no longer look to any of my dogs, for metaphysical awakening or inspiration! For I now have it within…!!

-But why in heaven’s name was I even looking to my dogs for further awakening, inspiration and for elements of well-being and overall progress?

Why in heaven’s name was I looking to my dogs, for various elements and characteristics of wellness and well-being, that inadvertently and unknowingly, I always had within?

But how was this in actual fact even possible? But how was any of this in any way, even imaginary or otherwise, plausible or conceivable?

-While also no longer introverted, if anything straight to the contrary, I have moreover discarded all of the old Lassie Tapes into an old barn and that is that!

Oh well, maybe at some point in time the barn will just simply incinerate away, one way or the other! The barn itself, will just hopefully disappear!!

My dogs are still of importance, but I am now the protagonist of my very own life, as opposed to times gone by!

I am now the official protagonist of my very own, self-existence! I am now the actual protagonist of my very own, self-being!!

In so far as my prior friends and acquaintances and also their dog problems are concerned, I have sat them all down and have recommended, some radical and life-altering advancements.

-I have put forward one or two really good therapists and also a study of the esoteric and the divine! Actual therapists!! Not of the canine type!!!

Nonetheless to say, it could in no way be conceivably possible to offer to them, an explanation of my prior journey, leading up to all present state of affairs!

I have furthermore absolutely but once again stressed, that they should drop all dog-behavioural therapy sessions and to instead, focus on themselves with immediate effect!

But what happened to Rex, my prior dog therapist? What actually happened to dear Rex, my absolutely-famed canine, therapeutic analyst and expert?

Was he also acting out as my cognitive behavioural therapist or perhaps even, as my guardian angel? Was he even in some way qualified, in attempting to do any of this?

Last I heard, was that he was admitted into the intensive psychiatric rehabilitation programme, at his nearby clinic!

-With the proviso that he keeps as far away as possible, from any dog, further-life altering challenges and impediments!

I also got to hear that at night he was making strange, uncharacteristically non-human noises, which actually sounded more like dog-whining, yelping and moon-howling!

But I have even heard that his real name is actually Wolf! Wolfgang? How could this be? But was he keeping his German Ancestry a closely guarded secret from me?

The poor man! Always dog dreaming!! Always totally-dog imagining!!!

-Always dog envisioning and always dog reflecting! But at the end of the day, dog-projecting!!

He was experiencing pure dog hallucinations! Pure dog delusions!! Pure dog fatalism, so to speak!!!

But in actual fact, he was a goner a long time ago! A long time ago, as such!!

When at present looking back, all is becoming more and more obvious! All is becoming progressively clearer!!

Oh well, I guess that at this point in time, he has both rightfully and gratefully, found his position within the psychiatric-rehabilitation specialist unit, where he in actual fact, duly belongs!

Had I continued on my previous journey, god alone knows where I might have been by now! Goddess Athena it would seem, has justly and indirectly intervened!!

Furthermore, considering my side of things however: Professionally, I have also attained quantum leaps and not just simply, in other spheres of my life!

I have attained quantum leaps within all spheres, as opposed to psychiatrically-required therapy, as is now necessitated for dear Mr. Rex or Wolf, Himself. Nobody actually knew or knows really! Wolf, or Rex?

-He now goes by the name of Rexy or Wolfy as such, as referred to by the dear-darling, psychiatric nurses themselves!

But in actual fact, I have attained additional quantum leaps, within the quantum-universal realms themselves!

I have been appointed director of the national planetarium, but with immediate effect.

I am...

Produkt-Details

• Erscheint lt. Verlag: 20.2.2025
• Sprache: englisch
• Themenwelt: Sachbuch/Ratgeber ► Gesundheit / Leben / Psychologie ► Esoterik / Spiritualität
• ISBN-10: 0-00-076132-X / 000076132X
• ISBN-13: 978-0-00-076132-3 / 9780000761323