Spoils (eBook)

Jesse Eisenberg (Autor)

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2016 | 1. Auflage
96 Seiten
Faber & Faber (Verlag)
978-0-571-33357-8 (ISBN)

Infos

Nobody likes Ben. Even Ben doesn't like Ben. He bullies everyone in his life, including his roommate Kalyan, an earnest Nepalese immigrant. When Ben discovers that his school crush is marrying a straight-laced banker, he sets out to destroy their relationship and win her back. Jesse Eisenberg's The Spoils was first produced by the New Group in New York. It was transferred by Lisa Matlin and Ambassador Theatre Group to Trafalgar Studios, London, where it received its UK premiere in May 2016.

Jesse Eisenberg is an Academy Award-nominated actor, playwright, contributor to The New Yorker and author of the book Bream Gives Me Hiccups. In addition to The Spoils, he has written the plays Asuncion and The Revisionist, which starred Vanessa Redgrave. Film credits include Cafe Society, The Social Network, Now You See Me, The Squid and the Whale, The End of the Tour and Batman v. Superman.

Rezensionen

Rings achingly true for anyone who's grown up in a distorted prism of wealth . . . [A] brutally funny and deeply moving work.

Jesse Eisenberg has written his biggest play to date, and his most interesting. . . . the kind of work audiences should enjoy, and have more of.

[A] terrific, fast-talking, quick-witted serious comedy . . . beautifully written . . . Eisenberg writes funny, but he is also a real storyteller-moody and dangerous and even loving.

A worthy . . . contribution to the immortal gallery of black-hole masochists . . . His clever, frantic dialogue assumes an irresistible authenticity.

Jesse Eisenberg's new play is a triumph.

Textauszug

SCENE ONE

A PowerPoint presentation is illuminated on a white wall. The slide says:

AMUSEMENT OR BARBARISM?

Lights up on a modern apartment in New York City and a young Nepalese man, Kalyan, and his Indian girlfriend Reshma. He speaks with an accent; she does not.

Kalyan ‘Amusement or Barbarism?’

Reshma Am I supposed to choose one?

Kalyan No, it’s just a provocative opener.

Reshma Oh, sorry.

Kalyan That’s okay. ‘Amusement or Barbarism?’

He hits a button on his laptop and the slide changes to:

AMERICAN FOOTBALL
AN INTRODUCTION TO THE BALLET OF BRUTALITY
BY KALYAN MATHEMA

‘American Football: An Introduction to the Ballet of Brutality. By Kalyan Mathema.’ Now, before I continue, I must confess that I’m of two minds on this. I feel, in a truly legitimate way, torn. And it raises large questions about morality and ethics. Questions that all the great minds have tried to tackle. Pun intended. Did you see that? What I did with ‘tackle’? You’ll notice that I have several puns sprinkled throughout this PowerPoint presentation.

Reshma Oh God, lucky me!

Kalyan Continuing on. It raises a big question: Is it appropriate to withhold knowledge from someone even if you think it might hurt them? Is it ethical to deny someone information, even if disclosing that information might hurt them?

Reshma Are you saying that telling me something, presumably scintillating, about football will hurt me?

Kalyan Well, I think it might hurt us.

Reshma And how, exactly, will me knowing about football hurt us?

Kalyan Every Monday night, you and I gather together in this living room to watch NFL on ESPN, which is one of the great highlights of my week. In fact, it is the only highlight of my week. Is that too needy?

Reshma It’s a little needy. But I know it’s the highlight and I appreciate your honesty.

Kalyan Thank you. And one of the things that makes it the highlight of my week – a week that’s mostly spent reading economics textbooks and World Bank reports and fighting with my roommate – is that you don’t know what’s going on during the game. If I can speak frankly, I think it’s so lovely that you don’t know what anyone’s doing on the field and yet you continue to come here, week after week, and let me put my arm around you while we watch something that I enjoy immensely and you simply tolerate.

Reshma So what you’re saying is, you think my ignorance is lovely?

Kalyan Amongst other things, very much so.

Reshma I’ve heard pretty much every cheesy pickup line. And, usually, I’m complimented on my brilliance. But, Kalyan, never has someone been so sweet and insulted me at the same time. What else do you like about me?

Kalyan I like it very much when you ask me why the blue team doesn’t just kick it between the yellow things and I get to tell you that they’re way too far away to kick a field goal.

Reshma What else?

Kalyan I like it also when you ask me why thirty seconds is taking twenty minutes. I find that to be very charming, especially when it’s followed by a sigh of frustration because you have to be up very early in the morning to save the lives of strangers at your hospital.

Reshma Anything else? Not football related?

Kalyan If you’re asking me to tell you what I like about you that’s not football related, I’m afraid you will definitely not make it back in time to save any lives. Reshma, I like everything about you and all of the little things that you hide from other people, like that little protrusion near your elbow that you unconsciously cover with long sleeve shirts in the summer and the tooth that kind of turns inward and makes you talk with your mouth a little more closed than would be expected from someone with your verbal prowess. These are the things I like the most. I would like to buy you longer sleeves and braces but I would miss your elbow and tooth so much.

Reshma You are the sweetest person in the world. Do you know that?

Kalyan I’ve only just been alerted.

Reshma You really are. You are the kindest, nicest guy. And I don’t deserve you.

Kalyan Don’t say that.

Reshma No, really. I don’t deserve you.

Kalyan Of course you deserve me. The only reason you wouldn’t deserve me is because you’re so overqualified. So you wouldn’t deserve me through some reverse logic.

Reshma Sweet comments like that are just another reason why I don’t deserve you.

Kalyan What does that mean?

Reshma Nothing, it means nothing. Just continue on with the PowerPoint.

Kalyan Okay. ‘American Football: An Introduction to the Ballet of Brutality. By Kalyan Mathema.’

Kalyan presses a button. The slide changes to read:

A BRIEF HISTORY: BRAVERY AND BREVITY

Kalyan ‘A Brief History: Bravery and Brevity!’

Reshma Is that also a pun?

Kalyan I think it’s more a play on words.

Reshma ’Cause now I’m just looking for puns.

Kalyan And you’ll find them.

He presses a button and there is a cheesy transition to a slide that says:

RULES AND REGULATIONS

‘Rules and Regulations:’

And another slide:

SKIN THAT PIG AND TOSS IT ON THE GRIDIRON

‘Skin that Pig and Toss it on the Gridiron.’

Reshma I think that’s a pun, but I don’t understand the reference.

Kalyan Don’t worry, there are more on the way!

The door swings open and Ben enters carrying groceries and a camera bag.

Ben Namaste, motherfuckers!

Kalyan Ben, what are you doing here?

Ben What am I doing in my own fucking home? Hey, Reshma! You’re looking very Indian tonight.

Reshma Thanks, Ben, you’re looking smarmy.

Ben Was he doing a PowerPoint presentation for you? Were you doing a PowerPoint presentation for her?

Kalyan Ben, you said you would be at the bar for a while, you said this would be okay.

Ben This guy loves fucking PowerPoint! Any excuse to make a PowerPoint presentation. Someone asks him a question, a simple fucking query, and he’s off and running. Hey, Kalyan, how was your day? Hold on a second, let me answer that via PowerPoint. Hey, sir, do you have the time? I do, let me show you on some PowerPoint slides. Do I have something hanging out of my fucking nose? Well, I can answer that using seven different shitty graphics with clip art and transitions!

Reshma Okay, we get it! He likes PowerPoint. I happen to think it’s really sweet.

Ben Fine, but he’s teaching you about...

Produkt-Details

• Erscheint lt. Verlag: 28.6.2016
• Verlagsort: London
• Sprache: englisch
• Themenwelt: Literatur ► Lyrik / Dramatik ► Dramatik / Theater
• Themenwelt: Kunst / Musik / Theater ► Theater / Ballett
• Schlagworte: alfie allen • kunal nayyar • millenial drama • new york setting • Social network • trafalgar studios • west end
• ISBN-10: 0-571-33357-5 / 0571333575
• ISBN-13: 978-0-571-33357-8 / 9780571333578