Farrago (eBook)

Andrew A Felder (Autor)

eBook Download: EPUB

2025
184 Seiten
Crest Publications Group (Verlag)
979-8-89692-535-4 (ISBN)

Infos

Enjoy reading to relax, avoid worrying about (or temporarily turn off) world events, or learn how to do something (at least for now)? Then, FARRAGO is for you-a collection of humorous squibs and snippets with no other goal than to fulfill that need-in short, light-hearted, satirical, unrelated vignettes. Episodic. Descriptive. Cryptic. Quixotic. Wry. Sardonic. Sarcastic. Ironical. Unrealistic. Whimsical. And probably a whole lot of other things. But most of all, fun and funny.

Within these pages, you'll find a parade of odd ideas-those that wander in uninvited and settle comfortably in your mind. Expect surprising twists, silly observations, and a refusal to take life too seriously. Whether you're browsing during a coffee break or settling in for a night of laughs, each snippet offers a brief escape from the everyday. Let your humor lead and remember-sometimes nonsense is the most sensible kind.

Almost defying categorization, the more than 100 short short pieces in this appropriately named book, are sure to bring many smiles.

Inhalt

CONTENTS

Introduction Light Reading (Light Not Included) 1

Holy Mother of Crap 3

A White Guy Named 'Jamel' 5

Not Just a Lap Dance, But The Last Lap Dance 6

Caste Away by Gupta Amin Patel 8

Between Iraq and a Hard Place by Afghani Stan 10

I'm Just Saying... 12

It Was My First Rodeo 14

Nucking Futs! 16

It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time 18

All Schmucked Up (1) 20

You Can't Go Rong 22

The Incredible Shrinking Penis 24

A Satirical History of Tomorrow 26

Pee My Pants: The War Against Prepositions 28

Our Lady of the (Large) Bazongas: A Sacred, Slightly Top-Heavy

Revelation by Sister Mary Mammaria, Order of the Immaculate

Jiggling 31

The Liturgical Calendar of Our Lady of the (Large) Bazongas

Compiled by the Curvaceous Council of Holy Hill 33

Introducing Pubic Dandruff: The Flakiest Band You'll Ever Love

35

Ready For Anything, Prepared For Nothing by Someone Who

Googled "How to Be an Adult" While Writing This 37

Pardon My Obtusity [a tribute to all of us who try to be sharp but

end up gloriously, well... not] by That One Friend Who Never Gets

the Joke Until the Car Ride Home 40

Sex Above the Waist 43

Womenopause Because If We're Going Down, We're Taking the

Thermostat With Us 45

The Fart Heard 'Round the World 48

A Payback Named Bitch 50

Matthew 53

Young Hooters 56

I Only Wanted to Outlive My Deodorant 58

First Come, First Severed 60

Feeling Fein 62

Asset - The Feminine Word for Ass 6

Produkt-Details

• Erscheint lt. Verlag: 30.12.2025
• Sprache: englisch
• Themenwelt: Literatur ► Comic / Humor / Manga ► Humor / Satire
• Schlagworte: Clever • Fun • Humor • laugh-out-loud • light-hearted • Wry
• ISBN-13: 979-8-89692-535-4 / 9798896925354