Funny Fairy Tales 1 (eBook)

Thumbelina * Snow White * Rumpelstiltskin

Reut Barak (Autor)

eBook Download: EPUB

2025 | 1. Auflage
50 Seiten
Publishdrive (Verlag)
978-0-00-097503-4 (ISBN)

Infos

Funny Twists on your favorite Fairy Tales that will make you laugh out loud! Age 16+

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a woman who was allergic to dust. Her name was Cinderella.

In the same land, there was a frustrated sarcastic mirror. His keeper never stopped asking, 'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?' And he wanted to burn her alive.

'Why are your eyes so big?' asked a famous girl in a red cloak, who ate magic mushrooms for the first time.

Unexpected twists in this world of Grimm and Disney Fairy Tales, where some things happened that should never have happened:

ultra smart and attractive dwarfs

a woman chosen for an arranged marriage by the wrong prince

hair long enough to tempt the kingdom's greatest bully

a man turned into a beast in desperate need of love

mysterious wolves and dangerous fantasies

a handsome sarcastic dwarf competing for the heart of the girl who hates him

women standing up to evil fairies, or winning a beauty pageant after a big junk-food binge

confused genies stuck in rusty lamps

lies about 'magical' beans that only a man with no IQ could believe

love at first sight

mind-reading gone wrong

plotting grandmas

terrible lack of hygiene

BIG life-changing makeovers

and...LOTS of chocolate.

Get The Complete Collection - All 16 short stories! or try them as you go:

Book 1 Thumbelina * Snow White * Rumpelstiltskin

Book 2 Frog Prince * Hansel & Gretel * Beauty and the Beast

Book 3 Rapunzel * Red Riding Hood * Aladdin

Book 4 Cinderella * Sleeping Beauty * Goldilocks

Book 5 Alice in Wonderland * Jack & the Beanstalk * The Princess & the Pea * Little Mermaid

Warning!

What will happen to you if you don't buy this book:

You will get eaten by a witch who lives in a chocolate house and somehow doesn't gain weight, get chosen to marry a prince but never stop cleaning, gut punched in the face by a wolf and be drawn into illegal activities, and hear the thoughts of people who are looking for a good fight. All of this will happen anyway. But without the book...you'll miss on all the good fun stuff and the punchlines! Also, you'll probably get abducted by aliens...just a warning.

★★★★★

What readers say about Funny Fairy Tales series:

'Fantastic'...This is a must-read set of books that will have you howling with laughter' - Mima on Amazon

' I simply love this. Wonderful for reading on the train' - Laura Gomes on Amazon

'My teenage daughter read this book after me and loved it. It's a laugh out loud cute retelling and a great read.' - Jess Boschock on Amazon

'These deserve to be shared' - Langleyd on Amazon

'The way she wrings these fairy tales is so unexpectedly off-the-wall that it is just so wrong and so riotously funny' - Adena on Booksprout

'I didn't know what to expect by this book as it was recommended by a friend. I was very surprised how much I enjoyed it and how much fun it was reading it. A great modern take on a classic tale. Has made me download all Reut Barak's other books.' - early sample of 6 stories reviewer on Amazon

Produkt-Details

• Erscheint lt. Verlag: 4.3.2025
• Sprache: englisch
• Themenwelt: Literatur ► Romane / Erzählungen
• ISBN-10: 0-00-097503-6 / 0000975036
• ISBN-13: 978-0-00-097503-4 / 9780000975034