Thank Me Later (eBook)

Mikel B. (Autor)

eBook Download: EPUB

2019
105 Seiten
Empower Enterprises (Verlag)
978-1-7923-0632-7 (ISBN)

Infos

Thank Me Later was birthed out of necessity. In order to dig herself out of a deep, dark state of depression, Mikel B. had to find a way to turn her darkness into marvelous light. Laughter was that light. Through a comedic transformation, Mikel transforms herself into a superhero named The Petty Assassin who saves the world from her inner petty, one short story at a time.

Inhalt

I. WORKPLACE SHENANIGANS Intro: The Plunge Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes—What are Those?Tongue Tied STDs oh STDs. Your STDs are Affecting Me Hands in the Air. Hands in the Air. Pop Goes the Weasel Little Pig, Little Pig, Let Me Come In One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Ewww Fish Pacifier, Pacifier. Baby wants a Pacifier. __________________ is No Longer Employed Here! You MAID a Mistake Hush Little Baby It’s Not Me Actually, It’s You! Did I Do That? Poops, She Did It Again!You can Die, as Long as You Tried Flip-Flops are Not Just For FeetDaylight Saves Who Time?  II. LIFESTYLE SHENANIGANS Say My Name, Say My Name The Color Green You Lied to Me Through Your Vagina! Tom and Jerry I’m a Tractor Trailer, I’m Convinced! Window Seat Personal Space Today I’m a Vegetarian. For Real, For Real! Duck, Duck Goose The gods are Coming to Get You Can You Hear Me Now? I’m a Vegetarian Again Please, Tell Me About Myself! Snap, Crackle, Pop Who?    I’m About that Life The Shoes Need a Ticket and The Lady Took My Hair GOAL!    Home Fries Slow and Steady Wins NO Race The Big Bad Student Athlete and His Lil’ Ole Granny I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get UpSnoring Sammy Swiper, NO Swiping Wing Dings. Wing Dings. If You’re Horny, Let’s Do It! The 3 Stooges Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire (LLPOF) Open for Business, or Not! Teach Me How to Dougie Twerk Master III. FAMILY SHENANIGANS Soccer Mom on Fleek  I Didn’t Want Him  I Need Time to Marinate The Lesson Gift Walk with Me Name, Sex The Veggie Tales My Last Petty Play Day Side Chick, Side Chick, Wherefore Art Thou? Lean On Me The Day “I Love You” Killed Me Can You Do Me a Favor? Parents, Do Better! Crumb Snatchers Gone Wild My Neck, My Back Vaginal Deposits All I Wanted to Do Was Dye Dollar, Dollar, Bills Y’all!! There is NOTHING to eat Outro The Happy Dance  Glossary

Produkt-Details

• Erscheint lt. Verlag: 28.3.2019
• Sprache: englisch
• Themenwelt: Literatur ► Comic / Humor / Manga
• Schlagworte: Comedy • Entrepreneurship • parenting • relationships • Sarcasm • Short Stories • workplace
• ISBN-10: 1-7923-0632-6 / 1792306326
• ISBN-13: 978-1-7923-0632-7 / 9781792306327