When God Laughs (eBook)

Jack London (Autor)

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2018
339 Seiten
Seltzer Books (Verlag)
978-1-4553-5381-1 (ISBN)

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Classic Jack London short stories, including WHEN GOD LAUGHS, THE APOSTATE, A WICKED WOMAN, JUST MEAT, CREATED HE THEM, THE CHINAGO, MAKE WESTING, SEMPER IDEM, A NOSE FOR THE KING, THE 'FRANCIS SPAIGHT', A CURIOUS FRAGMENT, and A PIECE OF STEAK.According to Wikipedia:'Jack London (1876 - 1916) was an American author who wrote The Call of the Wild, White Fang, and The Sea Wolf along with many other popular books. A pioneer in the then-burgeoning world of commercial magazine fiction, he was one of the first Americans to make a lucrative career exclusively from writing.'

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Classic Jack London short stories, including WHEN GOD LAUGHS, THE APOSTATE, A WICKED WOMAN, JUST MEAT, CREATED HE THEM, THE CHINAGO, MAKE WESTING, SEMPER IDEM, A NOSE FOR THE KING, THE "e;FRANCIS SPAIGHT"e;, A CURIOUS FRAGMENT, and A PIECE OF STEAK. According to Wikipedia: "e;Jack London (1876 - 1916) was an American author who wrote The Call of the Wild, White Fang, and The Sea Wolf along with many other popular books. A pioneer in the then-burgeoning world of commercial magazine fiction, he was one of the first Americans to make a lucrative career exclusively from writing."e;

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A NOSE FOR THE KING

 

In the morning calm of Korea, when its peace and tranquillity truly merited its ancient name, "Cho-sen," there lived a politician by name Yi Chin Ho. He was a man of parts, and--who shall say?--perhaps in no wise worse than politicians the world over.  But, unlike his brethren in other lands, Yi Chin Ho was in jail.  Not that he had inadvertently diverted to himself public moneys, but that he had inadvertently diverted too much.  Excess is to be deplored in all things, even in grafting, and Yi Chin Ho's excess had brought him to most deplorable straits.

 

Ten thousand strings of cash he owed the Government, and he lay in prison under sentence of death.  There was one advantage to the situation--he had plenty of time in which to think.  And he thought well.  Then called he the jailer to him.

 

"Most worthy man, you see before you one most wretched," he began.  "Yet all will be well with me if you will but let me go free for one short hour this night.  And all will be well with you, for I shall see to your advancement through the years, and you shall come at length to the directorship of all the prisons of Cho-sen."

 

"How now?" demanded the jailer.  "What foolishness is this?  One short hour, and you but waiting for your head to be chopped off!  And I, with an aged and much-to-be-respected mother, not to say anything of a wife and several children of tender years!  Out upon you for the scoundrel that you are!"

 

"From the Sacred City to the ends of all the Eight Coasts there is no place for me to hide," Yi Chin Ho made reply.  "I am a man of wisdom, but of what worth my wisdom here in prison?  Were I free, well I know I could seek out and obtain the money wherewith to repay the Government.  I know of a nose that will save me from all my difficulties."

 

"A nose!" cried the jailer.

 

"A nose," said Yi Chin Ho.  "A remarkable nose, if I may say so, a most remarkable nose."

 

The jailer threw up his hands despairingly.  "Ah, what a wag you are, what a wag," he laughed.  "To think that that very admirable wit of yours must go the way of the chopping-block!"

 

And so saying, he turned and went away.  But in the end, being a man soft of head and heart, when the night was well along he permitted Yi Chin Ho to go.

 

Straight he went to the Governor, catching him alone and arousing him from his sleep.

 

"Yi Chin Ho, or I'm no Governor!" cried the Governor.  "What do you here who should be in prison waiting on the chopping-block?"

 

"I pray Your Excellency to listen to me," said Yi Chin Ho, squatting on his hams by the bedside and lighting his pipe from the fire-box.  "A dead man is without value.  It is true, I am as a dead man, without value to the Government, to Your Excellency, or to myself.  But if, so to say, Your Excellency were to give me my freedom--"

 

"Impossible!" cried the Governor.  "Beside, you are condemned to death."

 

"Your Excellency well knows that if I can repay the ten thousand strings of cash, the Government will pardon me," Yi Chin Ho went on.  "So, as I say, if Your Excellency were to give me my freedom for a few days, being a man of understanding, I should then repay the Government and be in position to be of service to Your Excellency.  I should be in position to be of very great service to Your Excellency."

 

"Have you a plan whereby you hope to obtain this money?" asked the Governor.

 

"I have," said Yi Chin Ho.

 

"Then come with it to me to-morrow night; I would now sleep," said the Governor, taking up his snore where it had been interrupted.

 

On the following night, having again obtained leave of absence from the jailer, Yi Chin Ho presented himself at the Governor's bedside.

 

"Is it you, Yi Chin Ho?" asked the Governor.  "And have you the plan?"

 

"It is I, Your Excellency," answered Yi Chin Ho, "and the plan is here."

 

"Speak," commanded the Governor.

 

"The plan is here," repeated Yi Chin Ho, "here in my hand."

 

The Governor sat up and opened his eyes.  Yi Chin Ho proffered in his hand a sheet of paper.  The Governor held it to the light.

 

"Nothing but a nose," said he.

 

"A bit pinched, so, and so, Your Excellency," said Yi Chin Ho.

 

"Yes, a bit pinched here and there, as you say," said the Governor.

 

"Withal it is an exceeding corpulent nose, thus, and so, all in one place, at the end," proceeded Yi Chin Ho.  "Your Excellency would seek far and wide and many a day for that nose and find it not!"

 

"An unusual nose," admitted the Governor.

 

"There is a wart upon it," said Yi Chin Ho.

 

"A most unusual nose," said the Governor.  "Never have I seen the like. But what do you with this nose, Yi Chin Ho?"

 

"I seek it whereby to repay the money to the Government," said Yi Chin Ho. "I seek it to be of service to Your Excellency, and I seek it to save my own worthless head.  Further, I seek Your Excellency's seal upon this picture of the nose."

 

And the Governor laughed and affixed the seal of State, and Yi Chin Ho departed.  For a month and a day he travelled the King's Road which leads to the shore of the Eastern Sea; and there, one night, at the gate of the largest mansion of a wealthy city he knocked loudly for admittance.

 

"None other than the master of the house will I see," said he fiercely to the frightened servants.  "I travel upon the King's business."

 

Straightway was he led to an inner room, where the master of the house was roused from his sleep and brought blinking before him.

 

"You are Pak Chung Chang, head man of this city," said Yi Chin Ho in tones that were all-accusing.  "I am upon the King's business."

 

Pak Chung Chang trembled.  Well he knew the King's business was ever a terrible business.  His knees smote together, and he near fell to the floor.

 

"The hour is late," he quavered.  "Were it not well to--"

 

"The King's business never waits!" thundered Yi Chin Ho.  "Come apart with me, and swiftly.  I have an affair of moment to discuss with you.

 

"It is the King's affair," he added with even greater fierceness; so that Pak Chung Chang's silver pipe dropped from his nerveless fingers and clattered on the floor.

 

"Know then," said Yi Chin Ho, when they had gone apart, "that the King is troubled with an affliction, a very terrible affliction.  In that he failed to cure, the Court physician has had nothing else than his head chopped off.  From all the Eight Provinces have the physicians come to wait upon the King.  Wise consultation have they held, and they have decided that for a remedy for the King's affliction nothing else is required than a nose, a certain kind of nose, a very peculiar certain kind of nose.

 

"Then by none other was I summoned than His Excellency the Prime Minister himself.  He put a paper into my hand.  Upon this paper was the very peculiar kind of nose drawn by the physicians of the Eight Provinces, with the seal of State upon it.

 

"'Go,' said His Excellency the Prime Minister.  'Seek out this nose, for the King's affliction is sore.  And wheresoever you find this nose upon the face of a man, strike it off forthright and bring it in all haste to the Court, for the King must be cured.  Go, and come not back until your search is rewarded.'

 

"And so I departed upon my quest," said Yi Chin Ho.  "I have sought out the remotest corners of the kingdom; I have travelled the Eight Highways, searched the Eight Provinces, and sailed the seas of the Eight Coasts.  And here I am."

 

With a great flourish he drew a paper from his girdle, unrolled it with many snappings and cracklings, and thrust it before the face of Pak Chung Chang.  Upon the paper was the picture of the nose.

 

Pak Chung Chang stared upon it with bulging eyes.

 

"Never have I beheld such a nose," he began.

 

"There is a wart upon it," said Yi Chin Ho.

 

"Never have I beheld--" Pak Chung Chang began again.

 

"Bring your father before me," Yi Chin Ho interrupted sternly.

 

"My ancient and very-much-to-be-respected ancestor sleeps," said Pak Chung Chang.

 

"Why dissemble?" demanded Yi Chin Ho.  "You know it is your father's nose. Bring him before me that I may strike it off and be gone.  Hurry, lest I make bad report of...

Produkt-Details

• Erscheint lt. Verlag: 1.3.2018
• Sprache: englisch
• Themenwelt: Literatur ► Anthologien
• Themenwelt: Literatur ► Klassiker / Moderne Klassiker
• Themenwelt: Literatur ► Romane / Erzählungen
• ISBN-10: 1-4553-5381-7 / 1455353817
• ISBN-13: 978-1-4553-5381-1 / 9781455353811