"Nuts" Joke Book 2
Carlton Books Ltd (Verlag)
978-1-84442-771-0 (ISBN)
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We've crammed another 500 jokes between the covers of this book and there is the same eclectic mix! Here's a few to keep you smiling until the book comes out!; A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.; The wife asks, "Do you know her?"; "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."; "My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"; When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men, who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St.Peter."; Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.; God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."; God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"; The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here".; I was in Tesco the other day and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?
| Erscheint lt. Verlag | 3.9.2007 |
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| Zusatzinfo | 75 black & white artworks |
| Sprache | englisch |
| Maße | 129 x 198 mm |
| Themenwelt | Literatur ► Comic / Humor / Manga ► Humor / Satire |
| ISBN-10 | 1-84442-771-4 / 1844427714 |
| ISBN-13 | 978-1-84442-771-0 / 9781844427710 |
| Zustand | Neuware |
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